Big Rob carrying Demi on stage
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.WAIT
20:13
2013
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
the sound of people breathing drives me insane
when people chew loudly i want to cry
People in general just annoy me
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
FRIENDSHIP
A SHIP, BUT FOR FRIENDS
why aren’t you all reblogging this, it’s a scientific breakthrough

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
you can’t spell incredible without edible
I sometimes have days where I can relate to Ryan Lochte